From the Dallas Observer:
When you’re in a hurry to get to your flight, and the drink cart cannot come down the isle fast enough, Evel Knievel may be your salvation. Maybe, toll barriers are just evil?
She stated she had one cranberry and vodka last night. That must have been one very large drink. It reminds me when drunk drivers say, “But Officer, I only had two Beers!” Yes, just two, the first beer and the last beer. No mention of the ones in between.
What’s For Dinner?
The umbrella is to block falling debris