Pass This Jobs Bill Now!

Pass This Jobs Bill Now!

How many times did Obama say, “Pass This Bill Now!”?

Pass this jobs bill now, and we’ll throw in a second jobs bill!

Pass this jobs bill now, and get a free tax cut!

Pass this jobs bill now, and we’ll give you a Chevy Volt!

Pass this jobs bill now, and we’ll include EPA regulations!

Pass this jobs bill now, so Hillary will primary me!

Pass this jobs bill now, and lets stimulate the economy together!

Pass this jobs bill now, and get free health care!

Pass this jobs bill now, or I’ll hold my breath!

Pass this jobs bill now, so I can get reelected!

Pass this jobs bill now, so I can blame George Bush!

Pass this jobs bill now, so I can blame ATM’s!

Pass this jobs bill now, so I can blame earthquakes!

Pass this jobs bill now, so doctors won’t cut off feet!

Pass this jobs bill now, to prevent doctors from cutting out tonsils!

Pass this jobs bill now, and we’ll prevent further oil drilling!

Pass this jobs bill now, before climate change happens!

Pass this jobs bill now, to prevent the rise of the oceans!

Pass this jobs bill now, so the planet will heal!

Pass this jobs bill now, so we can watch football!

Pass this jobs bill now, and get a free breakfast!

Pass this job bill now, and we’ll include a veg-a-matic slicer!

Pass this jobs bill now, and get free Mandarin classes!

Pass this jobs bill now, and get free government cheese!

Pass this jobs bill now, and GE will ship more jobs overseas!

No Credit? Bad Credit? Low Credit? No Problem! Come get your Stimulus now!

Act now and we’ll include a Scam-Wow with every order!

Call Now!

1-800-PassThisBillNow!

Operators are standing by!

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What’s For Dinner?

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We have to pass the jobs bill now, to find out what is in the jobs bill.

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