Election Day Bingo

Aloha kākou. Hawaii’s political parties as they appear on the Primary Election Ballot. The Office of Elections conducted a drawing on April 23, 2024 to determine the order in which the political parties will appear on the 2024 Primary Election ballot. These parties may field candidates for partisan contests like U.S. Senate or State Representative.

Candidates not affiliated with a political party may still run as nonpartisan candidates. Hawaii conducts a single party primary election where voters must indicate their political preference and vote only for candidate within their selected preference. The candidates who receive the most votes are nominated to represent their political party at General Election. — Elections808

The order in which the political parties will appear on the Primary Election ballot has been determined by a lot. Something like an Election Bingo Card. A full explanation can be found at the Office of Elections. The Elections Office posted this on Unsocial Media sites yesterday evening with the comment sections closed. Hawaii’s election system is as convoluted as any Blue State that engages in election rigging. Here’s how the process works. See if you can find where the voting flaws and points of failure are located. 

Mail-In ballots and Dropboxes submitted by voters who meet eligibility and validity requirements are counted in every election. Before they are counted, election officials vigorously verify the validity of every mail ballot submission. Or so we’re told. Regular election centers will be open where the majority of people can go on election day to cast their votes. There’s still early voting and a number of other ways to vote. It’s to make a once simple process as difficult as possible. That’s what we call democracy here in Hawai’i.

What’s new on the Hawai’i Election Ballot this year? Some new and old parties as before, but let’s examine item number seven on the Primary Election Bingo Card. This new party addition caught the attention of many on Unsocial Media sites. I called them the “Party of Confusion” since the party’s name is a contradiction in terms. I sometimes wonder if our Hawai’i election system is a joke.

The “Party for Socialism and Liberation” cannot be a serious party. How can socialism and liberation be used in the same context? People have forced a square peg into round hole before. As socialists have often said before, “Keep Trying, Eventually Socialism Will Work.” The party of confusion political campaign slogan is, “For the Planet to Live, Capitalism Must End.” Let’s hear and learn more from PSL.

I’m confused? Why don’t these lost souls just join the Marxist democrat party? Democrats have everything these people are looking for: Marxism, environmentalism, anticapitalism, fascism, IslamoNazism, open borders, wealth redistribution, free tuition, collectivism, transgenderism, human trafficking, free drugs, planet over people, abject poverty, and Bolshevik style BLM-Antifa revolution. The democrat party has it all and more.

Socialist naïveté makes for a bitter cocktail, and you always run out of other people’s money. But keep trying, eventually socialism will work. Keep building up that bar tab. The hangover will be a doozy. Those that have never lived under socialist society have no idea what socialism is about. Maybe it’s the common nose rings? The rings must have some kind of mind transference control. Someone has a remote control sitting in their basement, wearing sweats, looking through the stuff and making decisions for others, then that would accurately describe socialism. I wonder who said that?

Bloody Brilliant. Definitely one of my favorite Monty Python sketches done by the famous comedy troupe. This is exactly how elections work in America. Nonstop election television coverage. All regular television programs are canceled for the rest of the evening and replaced with fake news political commentary blabber on the boob-tube.

There are many more picks on the Election Bingo Card. The PSL party stood out as interesting subject matter since it is in line with the Democrat, Solidarity, We the People, and Green parties. They all seem interchangeable from socialism. A profile of the other parties will be coming forthwith.

Election Day Bingo will go as predicted; local elections results will soon be posted after the polls close in the evening. The National Elections on November 5th, 2024, will take a little longer. If everything goes as it has over the last few years, then we can expect election results sometime in the new year, 2025. There’s a winner in there somewhere. We’ll just have to wait till after Christmas to know who won. After the ballots have been counted and recounted, over and over, a winner will be declared. Then the process begins all over again. But now, you’ll know what to expect.

— MAGA —

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ʻApelila Iwakālua Kūmāhā 2024