Monkey Soup

Aloha kākou. The World Health Organization (WHO) is asking for the public’s help in renaming the Monkeypox virus. It’s part of an ongoing effort to discourage harmful misconceptions associated with the current name. I kinda like the name Monkeypox, don’t you? The “WHO is holding an open consultation for a new disease name for Monkeypox. Anyone wishing to propose new names can do so,” the corrupt organization said in a statement. Name That Disease! Win Prizes.

The WHO convening a group of global experts (WHO?) in August, the WHO decided to rename the two dominant variants of Monkeypox. Previously called the Central African or Congo Basin clade and the West African clade, the strains will now be officially called Clade I and Clade II, respectively. The group also decided that Clade II consists of two distinct subclades. I don’t like the name Claud. It doesn’t sound funny enough. There’s no funny in a disease named Claud.

The World Health Organization renamed Monkeypox because some people argue it could hold racial connotations. Really? How so? Was Doctor Zaius personally offended? The organization said it strives to “avoid causing offence to any cultural, social, national, regional, professional, or ethnic groups”. An open forum will be held to search for a new name. So changing the name of a Congo virus discovered in the 1950’s will somehow dispel the myth of racism? The virus was discovered using monkeys in some horrible “gain of function” experiments. So what’s the problem? Ooooohhhh! It’s a gay disease. Monkeypox has gone Woke.

The WHO declared Monkeypox the next worldwide pandemic. Oh My! Numerous other diseases, including Japanese encephalitis, Hong Kong Flu, Marburg virus, Spanish influenza and Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome, Bird Flu, Swine Fever, and Chicken Pox, all have been named after the geographic areas where they first arose and were identified by either animal or human. But the WHO hasn’t publicly suggested changing any of those disease names. Is the WHO racially biased? Are we to put names of viruses into a bingo spinner and choose what number is selected? B5 – Sillypox. BINGO!

This video of (circa 2019) “Fleccas Talks” marches with the Los Angeles Pride Parade in West Hollywood. Some people were able to admit that President Trump is not that bad, others, not so much. This exposes how much the Woke LGBTQ community is intolerant of Americans. Normal people that just want to go about their business. The LGBTQ community parades their perversion in people’s faces, including children, and expects you to accept it or be called a bigot. Jim Crow Joe Branden expects you to adopt this perversion. The government is going to give them special protective status. Where’s our normie protective status? Don’t we have rights also?

We’re so politically correct these days. So much so that these protected groups can destroy careers and livelihoods. It used to be live and let live, but now it’s either accept me or else we’ll destroy you. My patience goes only so far before I start pushing back on what is absolutely wrong on so many levels. I’ve never encountered this level of intolerance by any groups before, but it seems intolerance of others is more in vogue these days. What I object to is how this intolerance is tearing apart our society. That is a line that’s been crossed.

When people voluntarily express their sexual preferences to me, I find that too much information. I don’t need to know nor do I want to know what people do in their bedroom. Neither do I wan to see it displayed in the streets. I don’t describe my sexual proclivities to people. I find that when people do so it’s extremely uncomfortable.

Unlike the animal kingdom, people have the ability to make decisions about their sexual proclivity. Even if those decisions a poorly decided leading to unhealthy outcomes. That’s why God gave us Free Will to live with the decisions we make. Maybe I’m making a monkey out of a molehill.

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Partly cloudy with isolated showers. 80% chance of precipitation today. Tradewinds are from the east at 10 mph, gusts 24 mph. Cloud cover is 66%. Visibility is 10 miles. We got 1/64th inch of precipitation in the rain gauge overnight. Temperatures are in the low 80s. Humidity is at 81%. Barometric pressure is 30.03 inches and dewpoint is 71°. UV index 12. Air quality Index is at 21. Readings taken at 12:00PM HST.

ʻAukake ʻUmi Kūmālima, 2022

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The Biew

Aloha kākou and Happy Aloha Friday. How about a little comedy tonight? Something to start the weekend off right. The very finest in political incorrectness and stupidity from the left. Let’s open the show with our theme song, “Comedy Tonight.” Something for everyone, there’s comedy tonight.

A funny thing happened on the way to the Biew. The cackling yentas couldn’t keep their balloon knots shut long enough while issuing an apology for libeling Turning Point USA. It’s one thing to smear a public figure, it’s another when these paperweights attempt to smear young people attending a conservative event. The Biew accused Turning Point USA of “embracing” Nazis. “you let them in, and you knew what they were. So you’re complicit,” said the overstuffed moonpie. Turning Point USA neither let these people in nor knew who they were. I suspect they were FED’s wearing KKK sheets and Swastikas.

The over-stuffed Biew hosts willfully smeared Turning Point USA organization by falsely claiming that they were tied to and welcomed alleged “Neo-Nazis” into the event. Woopie “moonpie” Leadbrick (aka Caryn Johnson) and Joyless Blowhard kept opening their pieholes and breaking wind during an apology for libeling young high school and college students. Four times the producers tried to issue an apology, a half-assed apology no less. The ABC producers of the Biew finally had to place a ball gag in Moonpie and Blowhard mouths to keep them from furthering digging a larger lawsuit hole.

And now… a commercial Public Service Announcement break from our sponsor, Kamal “breath” Harris.

Kamal looks down to check color of suit. “My Pronouns are She and Her, I am a Woman Wearing a Blue Suit.” She has pronouns. Her warning to America is that she’s a women, oopsy, a birthing person, and birthing people are getting pregnant everyday and we must make haste.

Florida Talk Radio host Mark Kaye breaks it all down for us.

Make Haste? Women are getting pregnant everyday, and that’s a key issue. Says Kamal breath Harris. Mark Kaye attempts to decipher what Kamala was trying to explain. It’s like listening to Karine Jean-Luc Picard explaining that we’re not really in a recession, but we are in a transition recession.

But wait, birthing people could be men? Right? Isn’t it discriminatory not to include pregnant men? I was told that in the list of Heinz 57 genders, that men are capable of getting pregnant.

Michael Simmons’ doctor tells him he’s obese and needs to lose some weight – but the patient has the perfect comeback: he’s pregnant! See, I told yeah. Men can get pregnant. Never question the science again.

Tucker Carlson decided to put the top four suggested new names for monkeypox.

1) Hunter Hives

2) Midterm Variant

3) Adam Schiffillis

4) Schlong Covid.

And Now … The Winner.

Everybody on the left called the Communist “Chyna” Covid virus racist because President Trump rightly called the virus by its origins was from Chyna. Now the LGBTQ mob wants the name of monkeypox changed because they say it’s homophobic. Despite the the majority of people [bi-gay men] getting monkeypox are getting monkey sex with other people [bi-gay men].

Season one of the January 6th Inquisition has ended. But Season two is set to start in the Fall. Watch the romance bloom between communist Jamie Raskins and Liz Cheney. Prepare to cry with Adam Shitzinger when he bursts into tears once again. Truth or Lies with Adam Schittface. Be amazed when Benny Hill Thompson breaks into dancing the ol’soft shoe as Mr. Bojangles. It will be a Block Buster new season of the January 6th Inquisition. Don’t Miss An Episode of Season Two. DVR it so you’ll never miss an episode.

The January 6th Inquisition. What a show and we wish it would go away. Along with Cheney, Shitzinger, Raskins, Schitt, Thompson, and the rest of the crooked crew of dirty Marxist democrats and RINO’s.

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Mostly cloudy with isolated afternoon showers. 40% chance of rain this afternoon. Tradewinds are from the east at 8 mph, gusts 23 mph. Cloud cover is 65%. Visibility is 10 miles. We got NO precipitation in the rain gauge overnight. Temperatures are in the upper 70s. Humidity is at 84%. Barometric pressure is 30.08 inches and dewpoint is 71°. UV index 12. Air quality Index is at 15. Readings taken at 12:05PM HST.

Iulai Iwakālua Kūmāiwa, 2022

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Monkey Business

Aloha Lāpule. For the second time in two years, the World Health Organization (WHO) has taken the extraordinary step of declaring another fake global emergency. This time the cause is monkeypox, which has spread in just a few weeks to a few dozens of countries and infected a few thousand people around the world. New York City had logged 839 monkeypox cases. Most of all of the cases are men who have sex with other men, according to the city’s Department of Health. Welcome to the Big Apple, don’t mind the maggots. Here’s a solution to stop the spread of monkeypox, stop having illicit sex with other men.

According to the Centers for Disinformation and Confusion, there are currently two monkeypox vaccines licensed by the FDA in the United States, and the effectiveness of both vaccines have not been supported in any human studies. Yet, the government wants to jab everyone with a monkeypox vaccine. Just like Coof Juice Fauci Ouchy, the government and Big Pfizer wants to experiment on people with unproven vaccines.

Something in the news that not so funny, but horrible. The Centers for Disinformation and Confusion (CDC) confirmed on last week of the first two U.S. cases of monkeypox in children, both adjacent to the gay community. One is a toddler who lives in California and the other is in an infant who is not a resident of the U.S. and was “transiting through” the Washington, D.C. area when the test was done. Children in the gay community are contracting monkeypox by adults that prey on children.

Does this suggest that gays are having sex with children? It could, the story doesn’t clearly explain how the children contracted monkeypox. But we know people can get monkeypox by close contact to someone infected through bodily fluids and sores.

Listen to “Groomer” Richard Levine, the male pervert that has been declared “Woman Of The Year.” This is Jim Crow Joe Branden’s four-star admiral in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. This ghoulish pervert wants to give children hormone blockers and damage children for life. This guy is a child predator.

If you were not convinced that a violent war against children and women is being conducted by these liberal perverted freaks, listen and believe. This is the far-left Marxist state saying that children should be experimented on by the government. Take the parents rights away and force children to transitioning into sexual playthings for these pedophile monsters. And the Fake News Media is right there supporting these atrocities.

The World Health Organization is considering calling in the Vaccine Police to start locking-down people in homes. Jabbing them and isolating people like they do in Communist China. How long before mask mandates will return? They’re already going to force the obedience face diapers on people in Kalifornia. Other states run by Marxist democrats are considering returning to Covid mandates. It’s a public health emergency, don’tcha know. Wouldn’t a repeat of Covid mandates be fun again.

Monkeypox was discovered in 1958 when two outbreaks of a pox-like disease occurred in groups of monkeys being used for research. It’s spread mainly through human contact with infected rodents, but can sometimes be spread through skin-to-skin contact with an infected person. There are two known types (clades) of monkeypox virus — one that originated in Central Africa and one that originated in West Africa. The current world outbreak (2022) is caused by the less severe West African clade. But Let’s Panic Anyway.

I question the timing. Just before midterm elections and the WHO declares a public emergency. Now, just as we’re starting to ease back into regular life, we’re hearing a lot of Fake News Media stories about monkeypox as an emerging public threat. However, monkeypox is a rare disease. It’s spread through close contact like kissing and sex. The media says experts are still learning about how monkeypox spreads in humans. This from a virus that was discovered in the 1950’s, and they still need to study it?

Preventing monkeypox is as easy as preventing unwanted pregnancies. Don’t let your hormones take control of your brain. Use a modicum of prevention. Abstinence is a good start.

I keep hearing talk about a new Covid variant. Of course we’re told that each variant that appears is more contagious and deadly than previous variants. Can the CDC and the WHO hype this hoax up more than it already is? There are people still wearing obedience face diapers, riding around in their vehicles with the windows rolled up. Living in fear is no monkey business.

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Most cloudy with intermittent showers. 30% chance of rain this afternoon. Tradewinds are from the east at 10 mph, gusts 22 mph. Cloud cover is 80%. Visibility is 10 miles. We got 5/32 inch of precipitation in the rain gauge overnight. Temperatures are in the mid 70s. Humidity is at 85%. Barometric pressure is 30.09 inches and dewpoint is 68°. UV index 8. Air quality Index is at 22. Readings taken at 11:00AM HST.

Iulai Iwakālua Kūmāhā, 2022

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12 Monkeypoxes

Aloha kākou. No matter, to the world we already look like a banana republic. With the farcical January 6th circus taking place today in Washington D.C. this country is looking no different than a third world dictatorship. It an infection of political corruption.  The J6 ringmaster, Benny Hill Thompson, the Marxist democrat misrepresentative Mississippi’s 2nd congressional district since 1993, is the unselect committee chair. He and the others on this unconstitutional Star Chamber court should be dismissed. They all should have been primaried long ago. That’s the latest thing in politics today. Selective prosecution by Marxist democrats. A disease indeed.

Meanwhile, monkeypox alarms are going off in Hawai’i. The state Department of Health announced today it has identified an additional “probable” case of monkeypox in a Hawaii resident. I love the use of the word, “probable.” Supposedly, this individual has shown symptoms consistent with monkeypox. Testing completed by the State Laboratories Division detected orthopoxvirus. Monkeypox is a type of orthopoxvirus. But what was the conclusion? Was it monkeypox or not?

Monkeypox is a rare disease that was first discovered in African countries. It has since appeared in Europe and in the United States. The Centers for Disinformation and Confusion reported that many cases have been among gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men. However, anyone who has been in close contact with someone with monkeypox is at risk getting the infection, regardless of a person’s gender, sexual orientation, or travel history. But you have to be physically close, as in kissing close. It’s passed by bodily fluids.

The infection begins with flu-like symptoms such as fever, headache, muscle aches, chills, exhaustion, and swollen lymph nodes. Infection progresses to a rash or sores, often on the hands, feet, chest, face, or genitals. Individuals generally become ill within 21 days of exposure. Since then, the Department of Health has reported additional “probable” cases. I guess there will be future press releases once the infection has been confirmed. I wonder if it could be confused with the Covid virus?

The hype about monkeypox is growing as the Covid red flags are being counted furiously. Do we have another virus scare just in time for the midterm elections? I can’t help but wonder if a repeat of the next new thing to invoke emergency powers once again. Will be see lockdowns, mandatory masking, closing of businesses, and another flattening of the curve for another two years? I guess no sex with monkeys till we flatten the curve.

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Mostly cloudy with passing showers. Tradewinds are from the east at 8 mph, gusts 22 mph. Cloud cover is 69%. Visibility is 10 miles. We got another 9/64th inch of precipitation in the rain gauge overnight. Temperatures are in the low 70s. Humidity is at 91%. Barometric pressure is 30.04 inches and dewpoint is 69°. UV index 10. Air quality Index is at 17.

Lune ‘Eiwa, 2022

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